Yes, i am really serious and don't be a sissy!

[fastsleeper]

she is a "fast sleeper"...... get it

I crack me up.....


Gib

YOU crack me up!:D

 

[Gibs]

She dont need it that bad.....she can work at Mc Donalds where she can tell them to pack sand when she wants a day off and they say no.....Then move to the next place.


Gib

 

[fastsleeper]

My wife needs a job.......but she kills alot of plants......actually she kills all the plants so that wont work. Unless it is that dancing thing....she can definately do some of that.....at least the learning part then come home and show me.....HELLL YEAH! LOL



Gib

The pole dancing class or the Ballroom dancing?

 

[Gibs]

well now the pole dancing would be good..........

 

[fastsleeper]

well i can take care of plants for u i need a job also but if gib's wife need's it more lol then go for it

If you are SERIOUS you leave me a note with your phone # and I will call you in the morning.

 

[fastsleeper]

well now the pole dancing would be good..........

I think you would enjoy her efforts. It's a legit class. Women only, no lookie loos. There is a pole dance fitness class, strip class, lap dancing, etc. My Professional Ballroom partners wife, Susan, teaches the classes. She said if I don't take the class she is going to.....well, I don't know. make me dance forward instead of backward.

Anywhoooooo

Stay tuned for more fun on the tantalizing dance and other stuff thread.

HAVE TO, MUST SLEEP NOW.

Thanks for all the fun guys!

 

[beejay31000]

wow, that thread went an unanticipated direction...

 

[sdsubzero4]

Looks like a bunch of sharks circling....:D

 

[beejay31000]

if you only knew....lol.

keep it up FS!!!

 

[fastsleeper]

Good Moning! How's my MooseRackMan and BadDanny today?

I have to put a timer on the computer fun! Y'all made me sleep late.

Woke up with my Boy Cat on my chest. Thought I was dead. He weights 25 pounds. I think I only weigh ten pounds. He wanted his Mommie to feeeeeeeeed him. HA!

 

[fastsleeper]

P.S.
I thought you were the one who is supposed to keep it up!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! See? You're turning FS into a.....loss for words.

I should make all you guys work for me today. I feel hungover but didn't drink....or did I?
HA!

 

[beejay31000]

if im gonna work, i must be payed well. VERY WELL

 

[fastsleeper]

if im gonna work, i must be payed well. VERY WELL

Like HOW well MooseMan?

 

[pouya]

lol ur going to be late for work lol last night we kept u up and now look at what time u woke up lol

 

[beejay31000]

my time is worth tons money. throw out some numbers and i'll tell you if your close.

 

[fastsleeper]

lol ur going to be late for work lol last night we kept u up and now look at what time u woke up lol

I'll get for that "My Pretty".:lol:

 

[fastsleeper]

my time is worth tons money. throw out some numbers and i'll tell you if your close.

One billion five hundred thousand and 25 cents. How 'out that?

 

[pouya]

One billion five hundred thousand and 25 cents. How 'out that?

lol can i have it instead lol

 

[fastsleeper]

lol can i have it instead lol

Of course you can MY PET. Since MOOOSIE seems to have left the pages it's you you you.

NOW I REALLY have to get my derrière to work. UGH!

 

[beejay31000]

One billion five hundred thousand and 25 cents. How 'out that?

10,005,000.25 that should do just fine.

or did you mean this

1,000,500,000.25. that would just be greedy of me to accept